Nippled Out
I do love running. It is my little vacation away from life, awash as it is at the moment with forty something mindcramps.
There is a special quality about running. It whips me up quite bad. It has a perverted casual way with my gonads. And it plays awful games with my insides. Not to mention serious malign with my legs and feet. But it is a doddle. Easy Peasy. Hell, I challenge it to do its worst.
What it does do is it releases the barometer-busting pressure in my head! That's what it does. It gets me away from forty something hell.
I have one issue with it though. I have a falling out not with its kaledoscopic range of little pains and injuries it rains upon me. I only take exception with one teensy weensy thing.
The serious damage it wreaks upon my nipples. Bugger that!
There is a special quality about running. It whips me up quite bad. It has a perverted casual way with my gonads. And it plays awful games with my insides. Not to mention serious malign with my legs and feet. But it is a doddle. Easy Peasy. Hell, I challenge it to do its worst.
What it does do is it releases the barometer-busting pressure in my head! That's what it does. It gets me away from forty something hell.
I have one issue with it though. I have a falling out not with its kaledoscopic range of little pains and injuries it rains upon me. I only take exception with one teensy weensy thing.
The serious damage it wreaks upon my nipples. Bugger that!
posted by jiddles at 6:05 PM
3 Comments:
Having reached the important milestone you allude to, nipples have also taken on immense significance. Be they the hang your hat on nipples, fried eggs with a barely noticeable yolk type nipples, puckered nipples surrounded by multiple tiny nipples .... As long as they are on the chest of a beautiful woman!
Has it ocurred to you that you may have reached (inadvertantly) an answer to that age old mystery of the divine plan - namely... why did God give men nipples?
It seems perfectly possible that the reason is to save the rest of us from the unwholesome site of 40+ guys in bright orange spandex wrestling with their bollocks while pretending to exercise...
Hear..hear..haha!
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