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And as if it isn't bad enough.

It seems like the whole bloody world knows. And it is hunked down in rosaried prayer to get my dick in all sorts of dickworthy trouble. Check out the names below. Recognise any? These are but the selection of weirdos who have suddenly started offering me Viagara and Cialis in every kind of distorted email id permutation as they can muster ( why the hell is the Realtor Envious??). And believe me when I tell you. This onslaught of psychoelectronic garbage to undermine my hallowed plumbing has been going on exactly 7 months  and one day to this day. The day I hit bottom.

Provoked M Nostradamus
Ohioans Q. Castration
Maschocism R Becquerel
Coursed F. Charioteer
Invitation C.Alphabet
Miscalculation M Treachery
Envious F Realtor
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Calibre S Abdications
Submarines R Relations
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Whinniest H Hecuba
Skullcap a Panty
Spongiest K Rhymes